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[slayer_not_player]

This is Tillman, I'm not here right now. Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

[Grudgingly:] If it's an emergency, try contacting Simon Silverton, designation zero zero two, zero twenty-nine.

Comments

After getting Percy's message

[player_not_slayer]

I. Cannot. Believe you, you fucking smurf-plague ridden asshole.

You seriously got yourself fucking lost in the ship and didn't have the decency to fucking tell me? I've been leaving you messages, man, and all I got back was static and now I had to have that stupid face-thief Percy tell me that you're fucking off your nut with a space virus.

[Do you hear the disappoint in his voice? also the sounds of him pacing all over and generally being AGITATED AS FUCK]

Your ass had better be quarantined in the medbay, Kable, or I will march you in there myself. This is not something you can control, fucker. It's going to kill your ass if you're not careful.

Get someone to fucking look at you. I don't need a goddamn blue I-Con. Or a dead one.

That's an order.

[slayer_not_player]

I'm alive kid. I thought I messaged you. Guess I forgot.

Look, I feel pretty okay. Honestly, I think your twin overreacted. The nanites'll take care of it.

[player_not_slayer]

Yeah? And what if they can't, dude? This isn't like brain trauma or getting your leg shot off, this is a fucking contaminated space goo or whatever. They weren't exactly programmed for this.

[slayer_not_player]

I'll be fine.

Are you infected?

[player_not_slayer]

If you start feeling fucked up, you'd better go in.

I'm clean, man. People are popping up with it all over the place though.

[slayer_not_player]

[Not even acknowledging that worry. He's a goddamn adult.]

Good, good. Keep your head down, stay in your room. [He sighs audibly.] Nobody knows why this is happening, right? This ship never sleeps.

[player_not_slayer]

[Yeah well if Kable hadn't gone and gotten himself lost and infected, Simon wouldn't be ordering him around like this.

No wait, yes he would be. But its out both a sense of entitlement and worry, okay.

Also Kable isn't the only one ignoring admonishments and worries.]

Nope. Same as always, the S.S. Spacefuck is dicking with us, only now Smiley is trying to act like he's helping people instead of being a massive trolling creeper.

[slayer_not_player]

Let him troll. [Tillman isn't one to check the network with any frequency on a normal day. Having been lost, he isn't aware of any of the recent developments with the lists or anything after. It isn't the kind of thing that would interest him even if he didn't feel like crap.]