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[slayer_not_player]

This is Tillman, I'm not here right now. Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

[Grudgingly:] If it's an emergency, try contacting Simon Silverton, designation zero zero two, zero twenty-nine.

Comments

June 12th

[player_not_slayer]

Fuck man, I swear if you've gotten yourself airlocked I am never going to forgive you. Now there's this new assole running around with my face and shit just isn't fair, man.

Fuck this spaceship, dude. Guy's a total lamer too, full of self-righteous bullshit and thinks he's all that when he's fifty kinds of inferior to yours truly. Crazy as Castle too, he's got some obsession with Greek gods or some bullshit like that.

We seriously need to own his ass, Kable. So come on, man. take your balls in hand and lug them back here so we can find a way to put them back on you, because clearly you cannot handle this fucking ship without me.

Don't make me come looking for you, dude.